Issue date: 1/1/08 Section: Entertainment

Media Credit: Courtesy Photo American Gladiators

1. Hulk Hogan's Barbie Bleached hair and tight @#*% jeans.

2. The fact that the female American Gladiator Helga, looks like she can throw baseballs harder than roger Clemens.

3. The fact that some men get aroused because the female Gladiator Helga, looks like she can throw baseballs harder than roger Clemens.

4. The gladiator Mayhem, he looks like a superhuman transsexual Arsenio Hall; and claims he does it all.

5. The inevitable fire caused by the stage lights reacting to the afro sheen that the American Gladiator Justice uses to keep his mo hawk pointy and glistened.

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